News Update: Taylor Swift reveals nothing! T-Swizzle to appear on Ellen

We got nothing, Taylor Nation.

Don’t fret, as much as everyone thinks they’ve got the lowdown on TS7, everyone’s on the same boat. (Wait, there was a boat? I didn’t see that). No, there was no boat! It’s figure of speech! Stop chasing unicorns and read on. (Ok, but there was a unicorn…)

The Enchantress is up to no good lately as she seems to be leaving more clues than Carmen Sandiego. The Blonde With The Sparkly Guitar is either practicing to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie or making every Swiftie into a conspiracy theorist. She’s been playing a fun game of reveal… That there’s things… In the background… Of every video clip she’s ever filmed… Going back TWO FREAKIN’ YEARS… About the new album. Yes, TS7 is still unnamed.

Here’s what we know so far. There’s three tiers (think of them as layers, each one going deeper or harder to decipher) of clues in the ME! video, as well as every time Taylor wears something. The vertical video for “Delicate” hinted at the colour schema for the era of the seventh studio album. The calendar for this year has a 13 wax seal on April 13. 13 days from then, on April 26, Taylor premieres ME! And the evidence keeps piling up.

The first tier, are easier clues to spot about upcoming lyrics. The second tier, the name of the seventh album. The third tier will be stuff she plans for the tour, like aesthetics… Or even cities… There’s some famous buildings in the background of the ME! video. I wouldn’t put it past her that those are hints at where she plans to tour.

On other news, the Sparkly Dressed will appear on the Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday, May 15th and I want this picture below explained.

Coming up in the Calendar:

  • May 15: Taylor Swift will appear on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
  • June 1: Taylor Swift is in the lineup for the 2019 iHeartRadio Wango Tango at the Dignity Health Sports Park in Carson, California.

(Sources: On Air with Ryan Seacrest, Capital FM, BBC 1, Beats 1, Entertainment Weekly)